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Are you curious about the minds behind Eye Lazor Beams EX!? Look no further than our handy staff page.


Name: AngelIdolLinda

Position: ELB EX! Site Graphical Artist, Guest Host
devART: http://angelidollinda16.deviantart.com/ | e-Mail: angelidollinda@gmail.com

Represented by her NetNavi Belle.EXE, Angel is the site artist for ELB EX! and a longtime friend of the old Rockman Synergy team. All of the staff profile pictures you see here on ELB EX! are her work. As for Belle, she’s a perfect lady in all regards, knowledgeable on a variety of different subjects, and completely intolerant of anyone who cannot enjoy the elegant beauty of a good cup of milk tea.

 

Name: BreakMan.EXE

Position: ELB EX! Co-Host and Co-Creator, Editor
Skype: axelsteelbmx | e-Mail: eyelazorbeams@gmail.com

 

BreakMan is, quite simply, The Guy. To best define him would be to say that he is the charisma of ELB EX!. BreakMan is responsible for taking the scattered, twisted raw material that is a freshly-recorded ELB EX! column and refining it into a beautiful piece of audio artwork. Oh, and putting up with just about everyone else’s insanity.

 

Name: FlashMan.EXE

Position: ELB EX! Co-Host and Co-Creator, ELB EX!: MSN Edition Co-Host, Noise Crush Co-Host and Co-Creator, ELB EX! Site Designer
Site: http://www.flashmanexe.com/ | e-Mail: flashman.exe@gmail.com

Resident Sonic the Hedgehog fanboy, SOS-Dan member, Ace Attorney, Pokémon trainer, Medafighter, Battle Chip vendor, and overall crazed otaku, FlashMan is the other half of the main ELB EX! duo as well as the one responsible for 95% of the shenanigans ongoing at any given time. In addition to this, it’s also his job to keep the ELB EX! site running.

 

Name: MagicMan.EXE

Position: ELB EX!: MSN Edition Co-Host and Creator
e-Mail: magicman.exe@gmail.com

 

MagicMan is the crown prince of all of video gaming. No video game is too difficult or obscure for the mighty wizard, capable of clearing tall buildings in a single EarthBound. When he’s not n00bing pwns on ShoddyBattle, logging quotes at GameFAQs, or crushing the hopes and dreams of many an adolescent on XBOX Live, Magic is stationed nearby on MSN, ready and eager to help out those in need or just engage in a jovial session of theorymon.

 

Name: MegaMatt SP

Position: ELB EX! Guest Host, Noise Crush Co-Host and Co-Creator
Blog: http://megamatt.wordpress.com/ | e-Mail: megamatt.exe@gmail.com

MegaMatt is one of the newest ELB EX! recruits. Co-starring in Noise Crush alongside FlashMan as well as being a guest host of ELB EX!, MegaMatt’s probably best known for his ability to single-handedly remember every single stupid thing we’ve ever said and quote it at absolutely the most inappropriate time while still managing to make us laugh.

 

Name: StenMan.EXE

Position: ELB EX! Guest Host
Blog: http://networkapproach.com/shotgunj/ | MSN: kwas71@hotmail.com

StenMan has been on the radio before with hockey games, so it’s only natural that he be drafted to the ELB EX! team as a guest host. (Ha ha, get it? Sports terms? Hockey? Team? …okay, I’ll shut up now…)

Like BreakMan and FlashMan before him, StenMan also hopes to complete his Battle Chip collection so that some day he may step foot onto the soil of the legendary Black Earth.